Friday, June 8, 2012

Friday's Letters


Dear ferry ticket seller, when I say I would like one adult ticket, I mean that I would like one adult ticket. Don't look at me and snicker. Don't ask if I'm sure I don't mean youth. Don't say "wowwwoowww you don't look a day over 16!!!!" like that. Yes, I'm sure I'm not 16. I'm 24 thankyouverymuch. I wouldn't lie about something that costs me more money. But maybe I should milk this youth ticket thing considering a variation of this conversation happens every. single. time. Dear ferry rider, please tell me why you chose to sit in the chair right next to me when there are at least 20 other empty spots far, far away from other passengers? I don't like it so I'm going to "go to the restroom" and never coming back. Dear husband, high five for our pro housekeeping skills this week! We should keep this up.  Dear self-tanner, in my attempt to become a bronzed goddess, you have made one of my feet orange and one is still as white as snow. I think this is a sign that I should embrace my ghostliness. Even if that means people thinking my real legs are white tights. I'm okay with that. I'm a vampire and I like it. #atleastimnotapumpkin Dear self, stop using hashtags on places other than Twitter. No one likes that.

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13 comments:

Ashley said...

I constantly get people asking me "are you sure you're at least 21?" when ordering a drink. I am 27! When I was 21 I got carded buying a rated R movie! You only have to be 17 and then the guy proceeded to tell me I looked 13... he was creepy.

Elise said...

hashtag addiction!!

Rachael said...

Oh sunless tanners! I always have a hard time finding ones I like too. Have you tried L'Oreal's Sublime Bronze? That's what I'm using right now and it's actually pretty good! Happy weekend!!

xoxo

Cady said...

Totally know what it's like when people think you're younger than you are! It's the worst haha.

Heather Marie said...

One day you'll be glad everyone thinks your younger.. Though at the moment it's annoying! I hope you have a great weekend.. Ps I think it would be sl much fun to take a ferry! Never have here in the Midwest

hannah love said...

hahahha so funny.
i've accepted it... i'm 25 and i've gotten 12-14!
what the heck!

Chelsea said...

Haha! Love that quote! Weekends are when I like to make memories!

jamiedawn said...

hahahah hashtags! i never understand them!

Rachel said...

Hah,welcome to the "white girl" club!Every time I try to use a self tanner I look as if I splotched myself with doritos!

Jamie said...

Just discovered your blog, it is so cute! Newest follower!

lo said...

i also wear those white tights year round...even to the pool....ahh!

Eskimo Kisses said...

hahah, i'm pretty sure i laughed 4 times while reading this. I hate close sitters! I would have done he exact same thing.

Amy said...

Great post! Embrace the whiteness ... less skin cancer ... and be glad you don't live in SoCal. And embrace looking young. I'm 47 and into my mid 40's, I still had people saying, "Oh, my goodness, you can't be that old." I promise you will LOVE it some day. Sadly, I think I'm finally looking my age ... sigh! :-)